Optimum Oil Therapy, Shades of Pink

I purchased Optimum Oil Therapy on a Walgreens whim. Whenever I go to a drug store I always wind up drawn to the ethnic section. It’s like a tractor beam. I stand there staring at the same old small section of familiar products. Queen Helene’s there, next to African Royale. TCB, Dax, and Duke are on the bottom shelf, next to S-Curl and VO5 grease in the tube. A giant spray can of Olive Oil, Just For Me, and a lot of bottles that have the word “Gro” on the label clutter the shelves. Then there’s my least favorite hair product, Luster’s Pink Oil.

Oil Therapy

Forgive me, Pink ladies. I have given this pastel goop enough of a try. In an ideal example of buyer’s remorse, I even once spent money on the Light Pink Oil. There was nothing light about it. It was just as goopy and sticky as its Pepto Bismol colored sister. And it still made my hair look like I had used Soul Glo.
So when I saw this stuff, I got a little excited. Optimum smelled better than Pink Oil, and it claimed to have “micro-oil technology” whatever that meant. Curly hair needs moisture; it drinks it up like a sponge. But products like this don’t moisturize my hair effectively. Instead, the oil therapy weighs down my curls and I wind up with Billy Ocean hair.

Billy Ocean

Not cool. I’m glad I only spent $3.99 on this oil therapy; otherwise I’d be a lot angrier with myself for wasting money on lame products.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...


  1. Hey there,
    Great website!
    Why don’t you give Anita Grant’s hair products a try.
    I only use her products because they make my hair sooo very soft.
    I use Whipped Butter Lemon Sponge for my twist out days, Vanilla Creamy Cafe Latte to detangle and lock in moisture after I wash my hair then once a month I do a Deep Condish with her cubes.
    She has just brought out a shampoo and it is the SHIZZEL!!! My hair just loves it so very much – it cleans my hair & scalp & doesn’t strip my hair at all and leaves it nice and soft.
    Oh her website is http://www.anitagrant.com
    try it and see for yourself.
    I must admit tho. the shipping from the UK is expensive but it’s fast and well worth it.

  2. Watch_and_Learn says:

    I second that emotion on the Pink Stuff!! Oh yeah… you forgot the black women’s key to that “good hair””- Ampro Black Gel. Where there’s a Walgreens, there’s some black gel!!

  3. Pink oil is a bunch of crap that does nothing to improve your hair overall. I also made the mistake of putting hope into that yellow bottle of Optimum and it reminded me too much of Pink Oil. The best product that I have found to keep my curls moistured is S-Curl. I still look out for other alternatives.

  4. jerseybred says:

    Wow, i haven’t used that since i was a kid. I was hooked on that and Vitapointe for many years.

    P.S. Loving your site.

  5. I used to use Vitapointe & it works well, it certainly takes me back! BUT, I just discovered what I think is one of the BEST product lines TO DATE. It’s called Miss Jessie’s. I use the Curly Pudding & Baby Buttercreme. They are INCREDIBLE. I have put a few friends on to these products. You should post something about the product line…they are honestly the best products that I have found to tame hair worn naturally (the Curly Pudding esp.)

  6. Oh so funny because it’s oh so true. After a few hours of the Billy Ocean syndrome, my hair dried into a ashy, stiff helmet. When I shampooed it out, there was no lather with the first attempt. When the going gets tough, do anything but use this Pink wet greasy stuff.

  7. I am sooooo happy I found your site!! You’ve got a reader for life!!

  8. (chorus)”Get out of my hair”!…sorry i couldn’t help myself

  9. Just as bad as Pink Oil (for me) is the green Olive Oil Moisturizer… Not only did it coat my hair, but the excessive oils make me break out… Not a good look.

    Now I use Oyin’s Gregg Juice – It moisturizes and smells fantabulous at the same time :)

  10. We all sell iphones – samsung galaxys – blackberrys and MORE!,

  11. hey there and thank you for your information – I have certainly
    picked up anything new from right here. I did however expertise several technical points using this site, as
    I experienced to reload the site a lot of times previous to I
    could get it to load properly. I had been wondering if your web hosting
    is OK? Not that I am complaining, but slow loading instances times will sometimes affect your placement in google and
    can damage your high quality score if advertising
    and marketing with Adwords. Well I am adding this
    RSS to my e-mail and can look out for much more of your respective
    exciting content. Ensure that you update this again very soon.

Speak Your Mind